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Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Pillars of engineering industry

How to make an iPod appeal to a neo-Luddite:
Put a hand-crank motor on it.

How to make yo' mama appeal to a hand-crank motor fetishist:
Put a hand-crank motor on her.

How to make yo' mama appeal to me:
You don't need to do anything. She's absolutely perfect. Hi, Gladys!*

* This joke doesn't exactly work if yo' mama's name isn't Gladys. Indeed, some might argue, it doesn't work even if yo' mama's name is Gladys.

3 Comments:

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