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How to make an iPod appeal to a neo-Luddite:
Put a hand-crank motor on it.
How to make yo' mama appeal to a hand-crank motor fetishist:
Put a hand-crank motor on her.
How to make yo' mama appeal to me:
You don't need to do anything. She's absolutely perfect. Hi, Gladys!*
* This joke doesn't exactly work if yo' mama's name isn't Gladys. Indeed, some might argue, it doesn't work even if yo' mama's name is Gladys.
Put a hand-crank motor on it.
How to make yo' mama appeal to a hand-crank motor fetishist:
Put a hand-crank motor on her.
How to make yo' mama appeal to me:
You don't need to do anything. She's absolutely perfect. Hi, Gladys!*
* This joke doesn't exactly work if yo' mama's name isn't Gladys. Indeed, some might argue, it doesn't work even if yo' mama's name is Gladys.

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