Countries of the world that share their names with drunken frat boys
No. 1: Chad
Firstly, the Republic of Chad. As the venerable Wikipedia says -- "Chad (Arabic:تشاد , Tšad; French: Tchad), officially the Republic of Chad, is a landlocked country in central Africa. It is listed by Foreign Policy as one of the world's top 10 failed states. It borders Libya to the north, Sudan to the east, the Central African Republic to the south, Cameroon and Nigeria to the southwest, and Niger to the west. Due to its distance from the sea and its largely desert climate, the country is sometimes referred to as the "dead heart of Africa".[1] In the north, it contains the Tibesti Mountains, the largest mountain chain in the Sahara desert. Chad was formerly part of the Federation of French Equatorial Africa."
Secondly, "Chad" (no surname). Aged twenty-four, his favourite pastimes include "drinking beer, watching porn, wanking, and fucking bad bitches". He's spent five years completing the first semester of his political science degree, but has already entered campus folklore for the stunt he pulled when he drank four shots out of tequila out of a donkey's, well... ass. Fuckin' awesome.
No. 2: ...
Amazingly, actually, that's the only one.
Firstly, the Republic of Chad. As the venerable Wikipedia says -- "Chad (Arabic:تشاد , Tšad; French: Tchad), officially the Republic of Chad, is a landlocked country in central Africa. It is listed by Foreign Policy as one of the world's top 10 failed states. It borders Libya to the north, Sudan to the east, the Central African Republic to the south, Cameroon and Nigeria to the southwest, and Niger to the west. Due to its distance from the sea and its largely desert climate, the country is sometimes referred to as the "dead heart of Africa".[1] In the north, it contains the Tibesti Mountains, the largest mountain chain in the Sahara desert. Chad was formerly part of the Federation of French Equatorial Africa."
Secondly, "Chad" (no surname). Aged twenty-four, his favourite pastimes include "drinking beer, watching porn, wanking, and fucking bad bitches". He's spent five years completing the first semester of his political science degree, but has already entered campus folklore for the stunt he pulled when he drank four shots out of tequila out of a donkey's, well... ass. Fuckin' awesome.
No. 2: ...
Amazingly, actually, that's the only one.
posted by Kieren @ 10:01 pm
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