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Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Toilet graffiti

Spotted in the men's room on campus:

Gay's should be shot on site! Dirty fuck's.

The two apostrophes were circled, as was the word "site". Next to the annotations was the comment, "Scratch a straight. Find an illiterate."

A few thoughts:

(1) The word "site" isn't necessarily wrong. The poster could be referring to a designated location where gays are shot. The opposite, of course, being off-site.

(2) That being said, this doesn't excuse the apostrophes.

Underneath these lines was the line, "Homosexuals are soooo gay." This was, I thought, exceedingly redundant. Lest I be accused of lacking a sense of irony, I would like to add that the word "soooo" is, in itself, kinda gay.

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