Say hello to your new hosts!

Is it uncommon for a blog two have two hosts? Two fictitious hosts?

Even if it is, and even if it isn’t, I’m introducing them -- say hello to John and Cindy!

Insanely obsessive readers may remember John and Cindy from the distant past, where they navigated various journals and written escapades, bringing their wit, pathos, and comforting journalistic integrity to any and all proceedings.

Such stipulations have not been written into their contract this time, but, if nothing else, they should provide welcome relief from the unending tide of dick jokes. Hello, John and Cindy. We welcome you!

JOHN: Thank you kindly. It’s nice to be out of storage and moving about again.
CINDY: Watch where you put those mothballs, John.

Ha ha, banter at its finest. Tune in shortly, when John and Cindy will have more timely tidbits to entertain the masses.*

* Not necessarily.